Turtle Time – Working on Turtle Time Necklace
Turtle Time – Working on Turtle Time
Turquoise and Silver Beads Necklace
Turtle Time Turquoise and Silver Necklace – This much too adorable Turtle Necklace comes to you via First Class Mail (a little faster than Turtle Time). It is packaged in a clear resealable package, and ready for you to give to the turtle admirer in your life. It might even be you!
The turtle pendant has been cast in 100% lead-free pewter. It measures 1¼” x 1″, has been given an antique silver finish and hangs from a turquoise and silver blend bead chain. The chain measures twenty-four inches in length and fastens with a silver lobster claw clasp. This sweet Turtle Time Necklace is our own design. You will not find another one like it anywhere. The Necklace comes to you in new, unused condition ready to give as the Perfect Gift.
The World's Best Turtle Joke EVER!!!
A snail was moving along the beach, when he happened to look back behind him
and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets. After moving along for about four weeks,
the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him.
So, the snail picked up his pace. After about six more weeks, the snail looked back again,
and saw that the turtles were still chasing him. And they were getting closer and closer!
So, he kept on going as fast as he could. After another few weeks, the turtles finally caught up
with the snail, mugged him and took all his clothes and the keys to his car.
After another couple of weeks, the snail got to a pay phone and called the police.
“I have been mugged by three turtles wearing leather jackets! You need
to get down here and take a report or do something!” he said.
“Can you give us a description of the turtles?” asked the police officer.
“No, I cannot. It all happened too fast!” cried the snail.